Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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