It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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