No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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