420 ftw
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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