The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you guys were way drunker than both of me
there's paper in my vomit.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
this will be a night to untag.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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