you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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