HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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