sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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