idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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