I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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