Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I think i got beer on your cat.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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