just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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