There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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