your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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