Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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