ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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