i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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