Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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