The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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