You made me cry and you don't even care
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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