Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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