We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Randomize
