We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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