i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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