two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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