she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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