let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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