Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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