one two three fourrrrnication!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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