Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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