i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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