reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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