For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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