i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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