btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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