windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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