So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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