Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
send nudes
from the living room?
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