the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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