but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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