We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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