i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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