he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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