In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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