I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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