Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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