Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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