i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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