Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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