ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
