Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I will pee on everything he values.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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