i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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