What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
