no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
