Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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