I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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