He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
