what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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