When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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